// premium gear that refuses to be smart
Keep your
house dumb.
The privacy you used to have — back in stock. No microphones, no cameras, no radios, no apps, no cloud. On purpose.
dumbhome ▪ catalog 202630 items0 trackers0 subscriptionsships worldwide
// fig.01 — what your devices hear
Two speakers. One of them is listening right now.
a smart speaker hears⚠ mic on
everything.
- every word said in the room
- your sleep + wake schedule
- what you buy, and when
- your kids, your guests
- whether you're home right now
…then uploads it to a server you'll never see.
a dumb speaker hearsno mic
nothing.
it plays music when you press play. that's the entire feature list.
microphones: 0 · cameras: 0 · cloud: 0
fig.01 · DH-FIG-01by design.
// in stock
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// three kinds of dumb
REAL
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PARTNER
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CONCEPT
Doesn't exist yet. Vote and we might build it.
Your toaster doesn't need an account.
Neither does your fridge, your speaker, or your alarm clock. Buy something that minds its own business.
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