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Everything that refuses to be smart.
30 / 30 items
REALDH-HA-R1
Cuisinart CPT-122 2-Slice Toaster
spec sheetDH-HA-R1
doesmakes toast
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$29.99Add to cart →
REALDH-HA-R2
Twin Bell Analog Alarm Clock
spec sheetDH-HA-R2
doesrings at a set time
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$14.99Add to cart →
REALDH-HA-R3
Escali Primo Digital Kitchen Scale
spec sheetDH-HA-R3
doesweighs things
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$24.95Add to cart →
REALDH-HA-R4
KitchenAid Mechanical Kitchen Timer
spec sheetDH-HA-R4
doescounts down, then dings
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$9.99Add to cart →
PARTNERDH-HA-A1
JavaPresse Manual Coffee Grinder
spec sheetDH-HA-A1
doesgrinds beans
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$39.97Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-HA-A2
Edlund #1 Manual Can Opener
spec sheetDH-HA-A2
doesopens cans
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$24.99Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-HA-A3
Bonavita BV1500TS 5-Cup Coffee Maker
spec sheetDH-HA-A3
doesmakes coffee
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$69.99Buy at partner →
CONCEPTDH-HA-C1
The Offline Toaster Pro™
spec sheetDH-HA-C1
doesburns bread, not data
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 178 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-HA-C2
Cloud-Free Coffee Maker™
spec sheetDH-HA-C2
doesbrews, then forgets
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 134 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-HA-C3
The Analog Fridge™
spec sheetDH-HA-C3
doeskeeps food cold
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 156 votesVote + waitlist →
REALDH-PS-R1
Mission Darkness Faraday Bag
spec sheetDH-PS-R1
doesblocks every signal
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$29.99Add to cart →
REALDH-PS-R2
YubiKey 5 NFC Security Key
spec sheetDH-PS-R2
doesproves it's you
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$50.00Add to cart →
REALDH-PS-R3
CloudValley Webcam Cover (6-Pack)
spec sheetDH-PS-R3
doescovers the lens
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$6.99Add to cart →
REALDH-PS-R4
SentrySafe SFW123GDC Fireproof Safe
spec sheetDH-PS-R4
doessurvives fire
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$179.98Add to cart →
PARTNERDH-PS-A1
Reolink RLC-810A Security Camera
spec sheetDH-PS-A1
doesrecords to your hardware
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$54.99Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-PS-A2
Ekster Parliament RFID-Blocking Wallet
spec sheetDH-PS-A2
doesblocks RFID
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$89.00Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-PS-A3
3M Privacy Screen Protector (14" Laptop)
spec sheetDH-PS-A3
doeshides your screen
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$39.99Buy at partner →
CONCEPTDH-PS-C1
NSA-Confusing Refrigerator™
spec sheetDH-PS-C1
doeskeeps food cold
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 192 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-PS-C2
The 'Definitely Not Listening' Smoke Detector™
spec sheetDH-PS-C2
doesbeeps at fire
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 167 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-PS-C3
Alexa Unplugged™
spec sheetDH-PS-C3
doesnothing. gloriously.
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 198 votesVote + waitlist →
REALDH-LC-R1
Raspberry Pi 5 (8GB) Starter Kit
spec sheetDH-LC-R1
doescomputes locally
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$119.99Add to cart →
REALDH-LC-R2
Samsung T7 Portable SSD (1TB)
spec sheetDH-LC-R2
doesstores a terabyte
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$79.99Add to cart →
REALDH-LC-R3
Garmin eTrex 22x Handheld GPS
spec sheetDH-LC-R3
doesfinds you, tells no one
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$199.99Add to cart →
PARTNERDH-LC-A1
Synology DS224+ NAS (Diskless)
spec sheetDH-LC-A1
doesyour cloud, in a closet
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$299.99Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-LC-A2
GL.iNet GL-MT3000 (Beryl AX) Travel Router
spec sheetDH-LC-A2
doesyour network, anywhere
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$69.99Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-LC-A3
Edifier R1280T Powered Bookshelf Speakers
spec sheetDH-LC-A3
doesplays sound over a wire
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$99.99Buy at partner →
PARTNERDH-LC-A4
SanDisk 256GB Ultra Fit USB Flash Drive
spec sheetDH-LC-A4
doesmoves files by hand
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
$21.99Buy at partner →
CONCEPTDH-LC-C1
The Cloud Eliminator™
spec sheetDH-LC-C1
doesruns your life offline
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 145 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-LC-C2
Airplane Mode Smart TV™
spec sheetDH-LC-C2
doesshows a picture
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 189 votesVote + waitlist →
CONCEPTDH-LC-C3
Self-Hosted Voice Assistant Kit™
spec sheetDH-LC-C3
doeslistens only to you
microphones0
cameras0
data collectednone
▲ 173 votesVote + waitlist →